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dick stuck in a toaster

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.
"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017
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Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.
by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011
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Dick me in the fuck hole

An exclamation used in moments of extreme or repeated failure. Use of this phrase cannot be planned, but must come out spontaneously as a result of frustration. It is used to express ones displeasure at their own failure.
Dick me in the fuck hole, Bloons! I hate this fucking game!
by kypbaker November 11, 2009
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dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.
"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.
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my dick is in your mouth

Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12

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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!
by 11eryxin March 5, 2019
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stick dick stuck in a wall

when you use your teleporter at the bank/vault in the henry stickman games
captainsause: lets use the teleporter and oh HAHAHAHA he got his stick dick stuck in a wall HAHAHA-
by uwu whats this 69420 September 27, 2020
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kick'in'dick

When your absolutley gutted like a fish about somthing
-Shit i've lost a fiver
replie: Thats a Kick'in'dick son
by Goldendragon September 17, 2004
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