[Homo-Defectus]

Someone who was previously gay, is now straight.

"I can't believe that Matt is a homo-defectus. I never saw that coming."

by Brighteyes27 August 20, 2008

Job Defier

General term for someone with face/neck tattoos, forbidding them from most career paths that they likely have no wish in pursuing anyway. Therefore they are a "Job Defier"

: Damn! Look at that hood ass mexican with all the face ink!
: That's a job defier for you, letting everyone know he's banging until the day he dies. Or most likely until he gets locked up for good.

by Graea August 21, 2013

defeathertise

to pluck

Please don't defeathertise my pet chicken.

by CC Bunnie October 18, 2008

defectified

When a food is non- edible because of being touched by another food

I don't wanna eat the rest of my food, its defectified!

by mauiismydog April 15, 2009

Defectivated

To be made defective through human intervention. Having broken an otherwise functioning device by tampering with its inner workings.

The un-knowledgeable computer tech went and "defectivated" my computer.

by Camphonic October 4, 2012

defectomancy

The art of becoming so conversant in the bugs of a commercial software platform that you are able to achieve desired functionality by exploiting said bugs. The defectomancer's weapon of choice is the Cludge. Her abilities are enhanced when operating in under-patched environments lacking official vendor support. She can easily be countered by employing the tactics of intelligent software acquisition and management. Despite these weaknesses the defectomancer has made enterprise domains her natural habitat.

Using her skills in defectomancy, Sally saved an invalid value to an inexplicably non-nullable date field so that it would display N/A instead of an arbitrary date when no date was to be entered in that field.

by Pidd December 19, 2013

deefie

(Scottish) Deaf.

A person not paying attention so it may appear they are hard of hearing.

Fred :"Oi deefie! I was taking to you"

by stargems1 July 11, 2014