by CaptainSasquatch December 28, 2016
Daughter: Dad, we should go back soon.
Dad: Why?
Daughter: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad!
Daughter: Shut up with the dad jokes, they aren't funny!
Dad: Why?
Daughter: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad!
Daughter: Shut up with the dad jokes, they aren't funny!
by PeanutbutterPenis November 21, 2013
A father who when taking his child to the swimming baths can't help but become overexcited. Such a man usually throws the child (and other children) around the pool, repeatedly splashes everyone and generally acts like an infant in his quest to prove he is the best, most fun father on the planet.
Lifeguard 1 (about to take over supervision of the pool): Anybody playing up?
Lifeguard 2: Nah it's cool man, just watch out for "Dad of the year" over there.
Lifeguard 2: Nah it's cool man, just watch out for "Dad of the year" over there.
by Leisure Suit Larry August 27, 2008
What you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? It's Doorway Dad. He knows when you're awake, he knows when you're asleep. And he watches you masturbate. Beware!
I couldn't fap last night I was being spied on by Doorway Dad. :(
by Doorway Security November 03, 2009
A collection of middle aged to older guys with day jobs, putting on Hawaiian or Flame shirts and playing classic rock at the corner bar on Friday night. Bands that play Dad Rock, usually badly.
Greasy Bob's Bar and Grill features pull tabs, Karaoke on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and Dad Bands on Weekends; one and a half stars.
by GuitarCD October 17, 2017
My tiger mom told me this week I had to win the chess tourney, run for class president, rule the tennis team, and have my room ready for Architectural Digest, but my koala dad said let's just go get ice cream.
by panged April 12, 2015
farts that smell so terrible that toleration is non existent. These farts smell often of rotten eggs and such other materials that are cringed upon. Many kids experienced dad farts when they were children.
dude 1: I think i might be sick, i dont know what i ate, these farts smell disgusting
Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.
Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.
by supersilicone September 13, 2012