chopped up like a bag of dough

A woman with a HUGE ASS. The kind that you can't look away from if you wanted to.

Damn son! Look at dat ass!
Shawty chopped up like a bag of dough!

by Jtizzle01 February 8, 2010

ta-kwee-dough beer farts

caused by a long night of drinking and making a trip to whataburger for sausage and egg taquitos. very very raunchy. strong enough to kill a horse.

Go outside if your going to have ta-kwee-dough beer farts!

by Erin Byrne October 13, 2006

blue moo cookie dough

A "kiddie" flavor ice cream found at UDF gas stations that is usually on sale. Employees often misspell this flavor and forget the "N" in "moon" which makes people think the flavor is called "blue moo cookie dough". Krista Clark loves to drift cars also.

I love when you take me to get blue moo cookie dough ice cream at UDF!

by DriftKingNKY June 2, 2014

Don't get your sugar where you get your dough

I don't date coworkers.

That new girl is cute. I might ask her out.

Dude, don't get your sugar where you get your dough.

by Florida Honey January 22, 2017

Pillsbury Dough Bitch

The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.

Damn. That Pillsbury Dough Bitch seems to be lacking cake. But not dumplings. That’s for sure.

by Mira Jack October 22, 2018

You Made Dough?

When you become so mad you ascend into a loaf of bread that is made.

Person 1: I lost my potato
Person 2: Shut up I hate potatos!
Person 1: Potato.
Person 2 (Now Made): WHAT THE FUCK I'M BLOCKING YOU
Person 1: You Made Dough?

by Troy Bruce Byrnes November 3, 2011

slurpy dough

What you find under a fat person's neck.

When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.

by Mooman123 August 4, 2017