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dildo abuser

someone who abuses a dildo or uses it to much during sexual stimulation
kate ur such a fuckin dildo abuser
by irishg322 May 12, 2007
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Dildo of Consequence

The severe shafting experienced after an illegal, immoral invasion.
Russian trolls experienced the Dildo of Consequence, which arrived unlubed, in the Kerson region of Ukraine
by Anglo Saxon Fella November 13, 2022
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Dildo Farm

A place where little baby dildos grow up to be big strong dildos
by Sex Monkey 200 April 29, 2009
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Dildo Light Show

An epic event where dildos are placed on a table. All lights are turned off and strobe lights are then flashed. This creates an epic atmosphere and just being in its presence is inspiring. The invention of genious Dustin Hayes of 5 Mac.
Hey, we're having a Dildo Light Show tonight, bring your sister's dildo.
by Picklesrtasty October 30, 2010
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Dildo Darts

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.
Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.
by ihatemimes June 19, 2007
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dildo ass nigga

A guy who says they like girls, but likes to dildo himself
by buttlover213 September 25, 2017
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Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.
by Ten Retro January 17, 2019
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