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Cuntslop

A member of the UK Independence Party - the more senior, the greater the slop. A probably derogatory term meaning "homophobic xenophobic fascist with a comically ludicrous grasp on philosophy, politics or history, but frighteningly widely endorsed by an ill-educated zombie electorate unconsciously labouring under the yoke of sensationalist irrational right wing media". From the Latin, Cuntus Nigellum (approximately: a bad person) and Slop (stinking discharge).
That Nigel Farage is the ultimate cuntslop, don't you think?
by Another Poet May 22, 2014
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Coutts

a word used to describe a girl that offers sex to any random stranger that may come in to contact with it.
"yeah that girl is a coutts she was offering it to me the other day"
"shut up you coutts"
by J2thebray March 26, 2008
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cuntslut

When a man is a slut to his cunt. The traits of a cuntslut are:
1. The cuntslut is pussy whipped.

2. After the first week of dating a cuntslut and his girlfriend will appear to be a married couple.

3. The cuntslut is not very intelligent. He won't have enough money to support his new girlfriend and will start taking many loans from friends.
Is Marc really driving 40 miles, after work, at midnight to see his girlfriend? He's such a cuntslut.
by Habib Cheeseman March 21, 2009
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cuntslap

When a stripper forcefully pounds you on the chest with her bare vagina in the middle of a forward facing lap dance
I held her hips as she straddled me and ground away, then – BOOM! – she lifted to her knees and cuntslapped me! Took my breath away!
by om@r.m@ssif November 9, 2016
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Cuntscar

Kinda like the shit on Harry Potter's forehead yet it resides near lady's twat. Formed shortly after a bloody cuntscar has healed.
Alex Simpson you are a cuntscar!

Alex why the fuck do you make scabs on twats?
by Jordan Per Fecht March 1, 2009
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Lagoon cunts

1. French for modified Vegetables. Mostly used as a insult.
2. a offensive term for someone
3. a complement for someone
4. a way to describe something
5. a ferocious animal scientific name is known as the Lagoonis cuntis and has been observed very rarely and at one point was thought extinct. but, in China the scientists have revealed 4 in their care. It is a omnivore and generally is a violent being that is also, quiet lazy.
6. A fb page was found with the name www.facebook.com/dahlcompany
1. you are all laying here like lagoon cunts
2. you are a lagoon cunt!
3. hey lagoon cunt
4. you are looking very lagoon cunt today
5. ahhh the Lagoonis Cuntis is eating someone's fist
6. Lagoon cunt is great
by betterthantape January 2, 2013
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cuntsicle

That chick i cracked onto last night barred me so hard...what a cuntsicle
by farthead September 8, 2003
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