Contact Cruise

When you decide to masturbate to all of the people of the opposite sex in your phone due to lack of creativity. Sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. This is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.

Rick: Today, I decided to Contact Cruise through my phone. I was quite tired as I forgot that many girls had my number.

by MadMask October 28, 2011

Cuntastrophe

When a guy fucks 5+ girls in one night

John was having a cuntastrophe

by Summatime August 4, 2012

Cuntato

The combination of a potato and a vagina. The flavor is similar to a european breakfast.

Who would like a baked cuntato?

by Monsanto September 1, 2013

Cuntastic

A delightful but incredibly cuntie girl or situation.

Michiko is fucking cuntastic.

There's penut butter in my hair, cuntastic.

by Phillipjacker December 3, 2014

Cuntastic

Defined by something wonderful, exciting and also something dark and mysterious. A merged term of Cunt and Fantastic is can also describe a bitchy gay man.

That party was Cuntastic, everyone had so much fun. Or "Byron is my Most Cuntastic friend".

by Dyslexic Sicko June 8, 2014

cuntastic

Adj.
1.When someone is being a huge fucking cuntbag and you just wanna cut them and their posterity

2. When the pussy is just too damn good for actual words

Shut the fuck up you cuntastic little bitch.

by daddy issues April 21, 2016

Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016