crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire
When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )
by Sexy vegan muff cabbage March 28, 2016
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the crying room

The lobby of the Animation Building at Disney's California Adventure where sentimental Disney and Pixar movie scenes are playing in an effort to make one cry tears of happiness or sadness. Gateway to Animation Academy, Turtle Talk with Crush and Sorcerer's Workshop in Hollywood Land.
I am at DCA. Meet me in the crying room.
by The Crying Room September 03, 2021
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cry stick

I handed my boyfriend my cry stick and sure enough tears came a rollen' down his mug.
by Ruthless Run, Trip and Fall September 14, 2010
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crying lawyer

crying lawyer is a snargle bush who is in need of a shower. not just a quick rinse, but a deep clean. its body odor can be smelt all the way from China and anyone within 50 centimeters will most likely pass out from its armpit stink. the nasal passages are filled with treasures and when you sit next to it in English, you tend to go crazy listening to the constant sniffles. when it talks, it sounds so congested and nasaly that you'll probably want to rip your ears out. its big, brown moles are filled with black, greasy hairs and don't get me started on the umbrella bird hairstyle its got going on. the snargle bush lives on a farm and it really shows through its personal hygiene. don't be alarmed if the snargle bush asks you trivia questions. mostly likely you can just ignore it and it'll go away. to live a snargle bush free life, simply buy your own can of snargle bush repellent today. call 1-800-snarglebushfree or forever live your life drowning in its BO.
"That crying lawyer wears the same swim sweatshirt everyday and never gets washed"
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Cry to remember

Cry to remember. refers to the fact that it is difficult to remember.

It is difficult to remember. It makes me cry trying to remember that name.
by StanleyCT August 29, 2021
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crush cry

Crying over a crush or someone you really like
“I’ve been crush crying all night because of him/her”
by TheRealOnesCount March 03, 2018
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Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
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