crunchy cheetos

an attractive person with red hair.

damn, i'd like to grab a handful of those crunchy cheetos

by urbandroo June 1, 2017

Crunchy

An adjective used to describe an object, person, vibe, music or set of activities and interests as cool or hip.

Anyone interesting or eclectic.

"What's the name of this song? It's crunchy!"

"I like your style. You've got some crunchy taste!"

"This summer has been crazy fun! I'm honestly just living a crunchy life."

by Kasualkazoo July 24, 2017

Crunchy love flakes

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.

"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"

by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Like a cracker is easy to break, used to describe a person who is easily pissed off

You’re being pretty crunchy today, who crapped in your cornflakes?

by kar_nich November 2, 2017

crunchy fireball

The act of fornication with genital herpes

Had some crunchy fireball with your mom last night and cried after

by The fireguy April 21, 2018

Crunchy

Someone who is a headass ugly ass lookin neck ass lookin ass

Ewww that bitch is crunchy!

by Bigmamaeecy December 28, 2017

crunchy crash

When the anime streaming site, crunchy roll, releases a new episode of anime that become so popular it crashes the video you're trying to play.

"I was gonna watch the new episode of dragon ball super but the crunchy crash was so bad it wouldn't even load!"

by lloCaste May 3, 2018