the apple crumbler

when you cum inside an apple and you give it to your girlfreinds mom and watch her eat it

this bitch was givin me lip so i gave her the apple crumbler

by spencer s August 7, 2006

Crumbelievable

When a person is engaging in sexual endeavors and starts feeling crumbs and the partner says it's just bread crumbs and the other partner says "I don't believe it"

Man - What the hell are these?

Woman - It's just bread crumbs

Man - That's crumbelievable

by stghm June 26, 2006

crumbly

Used to describe something that is decadant and well recieved. Pertains to the crumb-like nature of delicious baked goods.

"I'll tell you what, after the week I had at work, last Sunday was very crumbly."

by ColdfrontZA September 23, 2005

oreo crumbler

an oreo crumbler is when you shit in a girls mouth and then jizz in her mouth

dude i gave your mom a huge oreo crumbler last night

by franco69 December 27, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

In other words thats not the way life goes its not always your way.

Kristin- I want a billion dollars without working

Lauren- Thats not the way the cookie crumbles

by moonlightjazzc May 26, 2004

crumbles

(n) small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune June 15, 2006

crumblies

The remnants of a shit not completely flushed... often left by a roommate. Often occurs after late night binge drinking

give me a fucking courtesy flush so i dont have to shit and have your crumblies splash up on my O ring

by ,mb,mbn May 13, 2005