A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge November 6, 2011
Get the cripple wagonmug. a name given to people who are so stupid and fucking retarded that they are considered cripples. often referred to those types of people who do crack and always know they're wring but try to play it off
by Ahmin Yashed November 22, 2019
Get the Cripple Basketmug. by GlideGuru July 12, 2024
Get the Dirty cripplemug. A game defined as tripple or more A´s where the quality of life or user experience was hurt by to many features or unnecessary Cinematics.
by Skyhighchicken September 8, 2025
Get the Cripple-Amug. That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.
It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020
Get the cripple liquormug. 
by Alpharius December 10, 2023
Get the Cripple virginmug.