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Common Courtesy

a. to be polite and to respond timely to invitations because you shouldn't be a douchebag and say MAYBE to an invitation because you know people have to fucking cook for a certain amount of people!!!

b. to talk to other guests at a dinner party and not avoiding eye contact and acutally listening to the hostess when she says "please sit down"

c. not being a major douchebag
"hey, can you sit down and have some common courtesy for your hostess?"
by kimmywong December 31, 2005
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Courtney

The friend you always wished you had, pretty without knowing it, loyal, incredibly suave though it may come off as ditsy, underneath one can see that this person is a deep being with an old soul.
Courtney is so hot!
by sistahlea February 4, 2010
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Courtesy Cough

The cough, necessary or not, made by a bathroom stall dweller, alerting outsiders that the stall is in use.
With the stall lock broken, Brad felt the need to give a courtesy cough, just in case someone felt the need to intrude on his private poop area.
by TheSein September 13, 2011
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Courtie

A cool bad ass who has a lot of friends and is the guy to have a very hot girlfriend and he is a strong handsome dude
Wow what a courtie
by Hehdmrmz June 16, 2019
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Fobstacle Course

Sending a person who's recently moved from a foreign country on a mission that's clearly going to get them effed in the A.
I just sent Jhagtar on a fobstacle course ... told him he can access google by peeing on that ATM.
by ncolberg August 6, 2009
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cumming courtesy

The action of cleaning up your semen after masturbating at a friends house.
I had cumming courtesy when I cleaned the jizz off of the floor at Jimmy's house.
by BigDickDaddies April 9, 2015
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courtesy porn

Porn that is in bathrooms of houses that are lived in exclusively by guys. It's understood that you're not supposed to jack off to it.
I usually watch courtesy porn at work.
by Ethan Hunt Jr. October 24, 2008
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