Counter vandalism Unit

A Wikipedia unit dedicated to clean, replace and prevent any Vandalism on WIkipedia, they are well respected due to their work for the Wikipedia website, being an headache to any average Vandal. they can indeed track your IP and contact your Internet service provider to stop you, or know where you are exactly.

Guy 1: hmm im bored let's vandal a really useless and unused page
*Counter vandalism Unit proceeds to dox his locaction*
Guy 1: bruh

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- September 30, 2021

voice mail courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.

Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?

Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.

Donald: Can you check?

Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.

Donald: Thoughts?

Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.

by andytheclark August 28, 2009

Counter-Pwned

"The ultimately high level of pwnage that can only be used once someone has pwned you and you turn around the pwn onto them"

Counter Strike Fagmo: Hahaha n00b I shot j00 in da Head PWNED!!!!

Counter Strike Fagmo 2:Hahaha stupid I left a grenade behind, COUNTER-PWNED!!!

by Master Astennu September 30, 2004

counter-rape

–noun, the unlawful compelling of a man through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse upon being in response to a failed attempt on yourself.

Guy 1: I lost my building key so I slept on a bench on Figueroa last night.
Guy 2: Did you get raped?
Guy 1: Of course, but i counter-raped and now I'm going to take a shower.

by whitendirty April 2, 2009

Counter-Strike

An online first person shooter, that uses the Half-Life engine, therefore it is a mod for Half-Life. It is commonly mistaken for "teh 1337357 game evor!!!11" Which it's not of course. There are de_, which stand for detonation, or defusal maps and cs_, which are hostage maps. There are two teams. Counter-Terrorists which consist of the SAS, GIGN, GSG9 and SEALS and Terrorists which consist of Arctic Avengers, Guerilla Warface, 1337 Kr3w(Arab) and Phoenix Connextion. This game was first made for those who like to use strategy and teamwork, now like all other Half-Life mods, it's where 10 year olds can say "fag, fucker, dick" without getting yelled at by adults, and where potheads try acting "1337" Also, helped create the most annoying word of all time: "teh"

Lets go play a game of Counter-Strike

I pwN3d teh nubx0rz omg!!!! Fag ur teh sux0rz!!11!1!1111eleven!!!

by werwertwgg432 February 20, 2005

Counter Strike

Game filled with complainers, wall hackers, and nerds. Has bad graphics.

Has a mascot that says BOOM! Head Shot!

Counter Strike Terriorsit: Terriost's Win!

by Smedy June 28, 2006

third-world-counties

Countries that have a very poor economy and have suffering people in them. For examole, North Korea is a third-world country. It is lead by an idiot who is allies with Saddam and the people there eat dogs because they are starving. Sometimes a counrty can go from a first or second world country but then become a third-world-country, such as Iraq. Before Saddam became dictator Iraq was dong pretty good but Saddam messed it all up.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003