high sperm count

The condition of having lots of little swimmers in ones jizz.

Ronda had to chew before she swallowed his load because he had a high sperm count.

by OhDeEyes December 5, 2016

do it for the count

Do it for the count mean, fuck as many girls as possible for the body count.

“This girls kinda ugly, fuck it man do it for the count”

by Johnnyamerica September 27, 2019

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019

Bringing up someone’s follower count

The sign that someone has clearly lost an argument online.

“Your 50 followers must be eating that “sick” burn up. Must be nice to find some enjoyment on here though since your saints haven’t been able to provide that since 2010.”

This man is bringing up someone’s follower count, what a massive L

by Dubbyhub August 23, 2021

Body Count

How many different people you’ve murdered. Sometimes it’s a low number (boooorrrinnggg) or sometimes it’s a larger number. The higher the number, the more people killed. (But remember if a cop asks you about your body count, don’t tell him). Usually the gang and I compare about our numbers and tbh, I’ve never heard anybody EVER use it about s*x. Like no joke.

“Hey, George whats your body count tonight”
“About... 38”

“Dang bro!! I only got about 23”

by TheMomHomO July 28, 2019

Body Count Bitch

A guy looking to bang someone for the pure purpose of increasing the amount of people they have slept with.

I can’t believe what Conor said after he invited a random third over without telling me first! He told me he’s trying to bang everyone he can before he graduates college in a week, what a body count bitch.

by Not Even Mad May 13, 2019

Head Count

Similar to Bed Count. One's Head count is the number of times you've gone down on someone, performed oral sex. Many people believe that oral sex doesn't count as a full notch on your belt, so Head Count is adjusted as Fractional Sex.

Kim: "Well, add one to my head count. I just went down on David in the back seat of his car. I guess I'm up to 15 now."
Krista: "Well, that's fractional sex, so it only counts as 10, especially if you didn't swallow."
Kim: "I swallow every time."
Krista: "Okay, 12.5 then."

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007