counting kleenex

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

by Shuaman April 22, 2016

Coughing Aunt Sally

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.

(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

chaunching

active form of chaunch. Which means to throw up until you feel like your insides are going to turn inside out.

Sharon had too much to drink, she was chaunching all night.

by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005

Crunthing

Slitting your wrist and masterbating until death using your own blood as lubrication

Dennis was found dead in his bathroom from crunthing.

by E-Z-E/Silly Bats July 25, 2011

coughing attack

An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.

Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?

Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on

by vamason7 August 17, 2011

sheet clutching

A phrase used to portray the angst resulting from street cocaine use. Can also be used to describe the actual act of insufflating street cocaine. It represents the anxious feeling of having the compulsion to clutch your sheets in bed unable to sleep or relax.

As a verb: Guys, I'm not going to the birthday party; I'm sheet clutching tonight.

As an adjective: Man, that llello last night was gangster sheet clutchy.

by napkinsPH February 15, 2010

Crinching

Chewing your cheeks

I was crinching ealier today in the privacy of my home-office.

by chrinchers December 23, 2010