comp

British, sigular - short for 'comprehensive school'. State school system or chain of open prisons depending on whether you're a politician or actually live near/work in/ go to these shit holes. A process by which bright, intelligent, lively, inquisitive children are miseducated into sullen, stupid, violent, bored young adults ready for a life in front of the TV, so they can buy products for the rest of their lives until they die having accomplished....nothing.

Q. S/he's a complete moron. How did s/he get like that?

A. S/he went to a 'comp'.

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

chompfghk

The sound of eating, said when eating to amplify the eating.
eating. used much like *Yoink*

*Holds up a pot pie, proceeds to bite said pie. *Chompfghk*

by Maff October 31, 2007

Comp Time

Time off work, that is awarded for time worked outside of regular working hours instead of being payed overtime.

This may or not may actually exist, depending on Standard Operating Procedures. Could be replaced with Supervisory Discretionary Time Away From the Office (SDTAFO).

If you work on Saturday, you will be awarded one day of Comp Time so you can take off next Friday instead.

or

Comp Time does not exist for you, because you are a salaried employee.

by DPETAP December 15, 2009

Clompliment

A compliment, but instead of being complimenting, it's more of a smack in the face.

"You looked really skinny today... What happend? BAM!"

"Ouch"

"Damn, I used another Clompliment didn't I?"

by 2nduseroftheclompliment January 16, 2010

Compact Lover

A man whose limited stature is overlooked because of his handsomeness and character. What he lacks in height he makes up for in swag and bitches.

Did you see him? He's a total compact lover.

by reallyforreal April 8, 2012

No Chomp

See Chomp Game:

Not falling for a joke being played on you.
Not taking the bait or biting on the hook of a joke.
Shooting down the Chompers attempt to make you Chomp.

(Chomper)"Hey Dorian, they put new weapons in COD4"
(Chompee)"No Chomp"

by MC30 February 22, 2008

pill chomper

a person who chews there pills,or basically chomps on them;

dont be a pill chomper

and swallow you pills:

by CuppyCakes:] November 9, 2009