coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

by chris farquhar May 23, 2006

Convent girl

A convent girl is an amazing,pretty girl. Normally there are a set of hoes that try to get close to their brother school (presentation college chaguanas) they usually sit with their legs showing and are really friendly (some) . Holy faith Convent girls are usually very smart and is a good - performing school.

Convent girl: waw...look at those lovely girls dressed in red...they are beautiful in their uniforms!

by Catthheeyyy1156478 January 10, 2019

anime convention

a place where botards and nerds go to watch, act out, and sometimes beat off to (typically) japanese animation. Quote 'normal' people do not reside there, rather people that want to be normal (as everyone does..yes even you Mr. 'i just went to shock therapy and i like to cut myself')... they are yet another subcategory of people in general
there are no normal people

Girl: I love trigun!!! its like the best show ever (twitches)

Botard: I like watching you, watching anime...and squids...tha...uckhu... young women (beats off)

Mr 'I just went to shock therapy and i like to cut myself':WHY CANT I BE ACCEPTED?!
*Anime plays in the foreground*
::ANIME CONVENTION:: as interpreted by someone with nothing better to do.

by mike's_bitch June 28, 2006

Coventry Bees

Speedway team from coventry. Nicknames the bees they distinctly lack a sting in their tail. In recent times become rather attached to the concept of losing and also the wooden spoon that comes with it.

2004 Elite League Wooden Spoon Winners, ironically the only thing they really won.

by kjwrhbkjhnfrwb March 23, 2005

Coventrate

The complete and utter destruction of a city by bombing attack with an excessive amount of bombs. Coined by Propaganda Minister Goebbels of the German Nazi Party during WW2 after a bombing attack which nearly levelled the entire city of Coventry in central England.

New Orleans was nearly Coventrated by Hurricane Katrina, but they managed to rebuild.

by d3utschland September 6, 2011

Concentration camp

A place where a tyrranical goverment sends a group (or groups) of people that the leader/leaders of the tyrrany doesn't/don't like. Often times, it is a closed-off area that is surrounded by barbed-wire fences and search towers. The main reason that the tyrannical government sends these people to the camps is because they want them killed off because they think that that particular group of people is inferior or a danger to society. Not many people survive these camps.

"My grandfather was sent to a Polish concentration camp because he was Jewish. He's one of the lucky Holocaust survivors."

by klio-the-muse August 1, 2005

Coventry Twos

Due to Coventry's skank-whore reputation this is the name given to "twos" (the sharing of a cigarette in a 50:50 fashion) except that here in the W-Midlands Coventry Twos implies that the person sharing (i.e. the badboy who didn't pay for the tabacco product) takes way above their 50% entitlement. More of a 85:15 cut.

Person A: Can I have a drag or twos on that, ta?
Person B: Yeah! Sure... Right... So you can Coventry Twos me...

by Mr Moley October 19, 2008