Confucktion

When fucking a girl so hard she continuously hits her head on the headboard of the bed causing her to get a concussion

I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital because last night we fucked so hard I gave her a confucktion

by Simplebanana October 30, 2021

Confuckuated

The ability to be confused and not giving a fuck at the same time.

David was Confuckuated at the table while listening to his wife ramble on.

by iG00 March 13, 2022

Canuck truck stop

In 2020 the Canadian dictatorship government had mandates installed for nearly two years till "The People had enough, they jumped in there rigs forming the largest convoy ever recorded and parked in Canucks town till the mandates are lifted.

Don't make me "Canuck truck stop" you bro.

by John Anada January 27, 2022

confucked

when you get confused between the salt and pepper and fuck your brothers dad

“my therapist thinks i’m in sane because i told her about the confucked incident”

by anonymous April 10, 2022

canuckle

a fun Canada themed Wordle with Canadian-themed words

"hey man have you did the Canuckle yet?"
"No. I'm havin' trouble on it. I'm on my last guess"
"Its '"Lakes'"
"THX

by vagina in cock April 29, 2022

confuckulated

when something has gone terribly wrong beyond return

"Help!theres a fire in the barn!"
"Yeah im pretty sure its confuckulated'

by bigballsenjoyer999 May 5, 2022

Confucked

Beyond fucking confused.

I am entirely confucked as to what is going on right now.

by Duckie45895 May 15, 2022