Congress

Pro is the opposite of con, right? So, what's the opposite of progress?

Congress!

The Defense of Marriage Act. <-- Opposite of Progress

by butch_lebeau November 1, 2004

coneless

when i person has no weed left

when i person has no weed left there for is coneless

by M.C. AKA coneizzle January 13, 2009

congestipated

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

by me66in January 27, 2009

Congregation

The regulars (see alcoholics) at your local bar or pub.

(After being recognized twice in one week)
Regular #1: Weren't you here on Tuesday?
Regular #2: Welcome to the congregation.

by robswift127 May 19, 2015

congress

As a verb: to deny, deny, deny.

You're the one who broke the window? If someone asks you, just go congress on that.

by Jon Ungaro September 15, 2006

coggle

1. The act of a man pleasuring himself. As oppossed to twoggle.

2. Not just limited to one person however, it may involve multiple people and they can be referred to as coggle companions, involved in this "group coggling session"

-Not generally conjugated in spanish like twoggle but, in some random cases it can be
ex. twoggliendo
twogglemente
and/or coggle

"Hey, how much longer until we have to go to our FCAT rooms?"
"Umm, i don't know, why?"
"D'ya think i have enough time to go coggle??"

by Kenny J. December 14, 2008

Congree

To agree.
Concur/Agree

Dude: I think we should go to a KsE concert!
Chick: I totally congree! It would be wicked awsome!

by pinkpotatos666 February 21, 2008