Confirgin

Being confused as to whether or not one is a virgin. Minor entry or blackout entry has occured.

After waking up after a wildly drunk night with a partial entry experience, Elle realized she was a confirgin.

by wtfisavirgin? April 15, 2009

configuration masochism

Within the field of Information Technology, the act of implementing, possibly but not necessarily, good practice configurations without any business value just for the sake of using the available functionality and thereby creating the feeling of self satisfaction which has as the consequence that other involved parties are hindered in performing their day to day operations which invokes great frustration for said parties.

An architect suffering of configuration masochism designs the configuration of a totally private cloud instance in such a way that for each department in the company a small "firewalled" subnet is created while discarding the fact that in the end all services implemented by each department within their respective network segments have to communicate to each other in a non predictable way. Because of that an endless set of firewall and routing rules have to be created to make communication between these services possible which defeats the purpose of having firewalled network segments in the first place.

by ABloodCryingEngineer March 29, 2013

Confidass

con·fi·dence

/ˈkänfədass,-fəˌdass/

noun

noun: confidass

1.

the half-assed feeling or belief that one can rely on someone or something; soft trust.

"We had confidass in the staff"

"The staff seemed to have a high amount of confidass"

by AllDamnDay28 September 16, 2013

Confidence overflow

Girls who think they all that but really aren't.

Someone thinking highly of his/her self....

Under confidence overflow

by MissSarcastic January 10, 2014

Confidence overflow

Girls who think they all that but really aren't.

Someone thinking highly of his/her self....

Under confidence overflow

by MissSarcastic January 10, 2014

Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.

"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."

by serd12 July 6, 2018

Confidence

confidence is one of the most peng person you’ll ever meet. She is actually so nice and unlike other dumb bitches confidence can talk shit but she makes sense.

If you talk shit bout her yo ass getting beat 😭😂 so don’t try come for my baby confidence ya?

by 46797321 October 7, 2018