Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.

"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"

by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009

Candy-Ache

Whenever you have WAY too much candy on Halloween and you feel like you want to puke.

Dude... im having a Candy-Ache right now so watch out!!!

by jetpackboy14 November 1, 2009

Candy Hangover

Similar to hangover, a candy hangover is what happens in the days following Halloween when you eat too much candy. The symptoms include but are not limited to: headaches, stomach aches, nausea, puking, and being dehydrated.

"how much candy did you get?"
"tons! But i ate the whole bag and got a candy hangover."

by jeweledgirl November 1, 2011

Candy Dog

A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.

Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!

by Starla69 October 12, 2012

candy monday

Taking snapchats, while driving around late at night in a car playing music.

Michelle- Luis why didn’t you answer any of my calls last night?;)

Luis- Sorry, I was too busy playing Candy Monday you fetí klutzy

by Jack Dman June 22, 2019

candy cane challenge

When a woman has nipples so hard she can hang candy canes on them

Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.

by HowLowBTieName December 13, 2019

palm candy

Any image or likeness used to inspire masterbation.

This months copy of playboy had some great palm candy

by Rick "Aaarrnold" James December 10, 2006