Conky (Conchy) Joe

Any white native or longtime resident of The Bahamas. Also, a Bahamian cocktail similar to a White Russian, with coconut rum being substituted for vodka.

These Conky (Conchy) Joes are trying to keep the black man down, here in these Bahamian islands.

by carydog January 23, 2009

Coachella

An indie music festival held annually, generally around Easter, in the Coachella Valley. Three days and nights of weed and music.

Dude! I can't wait for Coachella this year!

by mehhhhhhhhhhhhh July 7, 2009

Coach

Someone who knows everything about a subject, can teach it, but is unable to perform it at a competitive level.

"You idiot, she's totally into you. Why don't you ask her out"
"Good call Coach. Hey, why haven't you asked _____ out yet then?"
"Insert long winded explanation"

by sangnasty November 9, 2011

Conchy

Sexually ignited, turned on, or horny. In need of serious and immediate sexual intercourse.

Shalora: Oh my god, I am so conchy! I need to get some deek tonight or I'm going to have to click my own mouse!!
Ranaynay: I know right? I'm so conchy right now I can't even think straight.

by Shalora & Ranaynay August 5, 2008

chonch bag

a person of low moral value who also smeels like rotten pussy.

after my useless boyfriend donkey punched me i knew for sure he was a chonch bag

by ben dussy November 8, 2008

assistant coach

Usually is the coach of a sports team. He doesn't do any real coaching, he just sorta yells "come on guys!"...or a classic of all assistant coaches..... "let's hustle!"

Assistant Coach: Come on Billy, pick it up! hustle!!!
Billy: (picks up his speed)

by Naked Josh 123 September 25, 2005

Thanks coach

When somebody other than your actual coach attempts to give you tips, ideas, strategies, etc on how you can become better or how to perform something.

Real Coach: Ok, guys, run our play!

Ron: Guys, don't forget, Bobby runs around the screen and Robert passes to him... Make it a good pass Robert!

Ron's teammate: Thanks coach

by darcy mcgee December 22, 2008