Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse

I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high

by Heatsipop January 21, 2018

Comma Confidence

The confidence one feels having learned where to place, and when not to place, a comma.

Tired of suffering from comma insecurity, Charles studied and achieved comma confidence.

by but for September 13, 2018

Self-Confidence

Self-Confidence is what you find within yourself when life tries to make a move at your insecurities. It has been described as the chess Queen piece of human life, killing all the little soldiers other participants send your way. BUT look out, flaunt your self-confidence too much and it might be taken by a bishop. OOPS. Confidence inwards.

"I have the self-confidence of Shrek herself, do not test me"

by thigh-clamp July 25, 2020

4 Coincidences

4 is all of these:
2+2
2*2
2^2
4*(4-4)+4
As you can see, there are 4 ways to make 4 out of 4 and the square root of 4, and even a way to make 4 out of 4 4s.

A: Why are you writing 4444444444444444 on your math homework?
B: 16 is 4 squared so I am writing 16 4s. There are even more 4 Coincidences, like this one.
There are 4 ways to make 4 out of 2 2s. 2+2, 2*2, 2^2, and 2^2 2 times.

by Sebastian Herb November 30, 2020

'Grifter Confidence'

'Grifter Confidence' a term used for people in politics who come across as confident in their arguments, even if they are factually wrong. People believe the Grifter because they come across as confident and sure of their arguments even if they are widely debunked.

'(insert grifter name) exhibits 'Grifter Confidence'. He has a deep serious tone to his voice which displays confidence even though his argument is factually wrong'

by DarkPolitics89 June 10, 2021

throat conference

when you are joking around with your friends who’s seeing a girl to “just talk”

person: Ill be back man I’m gonna go have a talk with this girl I’ve been seeing.

friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.

by dietscorpio July 29, 2022

Ketchup Confidence

To have zero confidence in completing a social-situation related task yourself, but have no issues doing it for another person.

Example: @ Restaurant

You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...

Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"

*After the fact*

"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"

by Grafixgg October 4, 2023