Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.

Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)

by teh_cactus July 2, 2006

Anthony Campanello

Anthony, the most amazing guy ever. He is there for you when you need him. he is incredibly sexy. and is known for his action in bed. Most girls want to get with him. he is well known and well loved. I want him in my pants. He is hot, i wish he would be my boyfriend.

dammmnn, did you see kaities boyfriend anthony campanello he is sexy. id tap that.

by kaaaaaaayteeeeee March 14, 2011

male companion

More than a boyfriend less than a husband

Angelina & Brad more than a boyfriend but not a husband, he is often referred to as her male companion.

by mamarichey November 12, 2012

Pearl Milling Company

n. A building or abode formerly used as a brothel that has been reclaimed and converted into a stable.

Whenever a female horse enthusiast visits the Pearl Milling Company on W. 35th St. they are always a little creeped out when they learn of its rich and storied history.

by Yüng Stallion February 9, 2021

Compnesta

An area full of the world's most dangerous ganglords and drug-barons. The spot where most of the illegal and secret trade happens is at 'The Cerb' located just outside 'Thugz Mansion'. The most notorious drug dealer in these parts is in control of all the major gangs and the 'Crack & Meth trade'. He is known only as 'Stoner Cat' or 'Biggles' to hide his true name. It is also rumoured that he owns a whorehouse across the street from his drug 'Den' and at night a red light is turned on when 'the bitches' are 'working'.

my friend tells me the devil lives in Compnesta

by jappy jappy jappy January 6, 2011

Spanish Fruit Company

When women go topless on the beach for the enjoyment of fruit connesurs arround the world.
Comes in all forms from Big Juicy Mellons, Knocking Coconuts, Conference Pears, Tangy Oranges and Ripe Bananas!!! - V. Tasty

There was a great selection thanks to the Spanish Fruit Company!

She must work for the Spanish Fruit Companies mellon division.

by Marmalade Master13 October 20, 2009