colon choker

The extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a "straight" but talks a "fag", can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man's junk, this species can also be refered to as "halfafags" and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.

This wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. The ravenous ass mongers are severe manly-ass glarers. Although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of faginess.

by ConorJRockBillC July 28, 2006

Colangelo

The scientific name for the residue of saliva that remains on your upper lip after tongue-kissing your large adult son.

See: Colangelo, Jerry; Colangelo, Bryan - 4/6/16

"Let me see the picture, Bargs," Jerry asked and then continued, "Looks like a #1 pic *winks* to me!"
"Mama mia, Jerry!" Andrea Bargnani exclaimed, "we have to retake the picture of you and Bryan, there's molto Colangelo all over your face!"

by trusttheprocess June 21, 2016

colonie

Like the last definition read, a large town in Albany and Schenectady County in New York. There is a rivalry between the North and the South, but unlike the Civil War, we (The South) are, always were, and always will be the superior area. Go Raiders!

Shaker highschool sucks, Colonie High school is awesome.

by Eric Savage March 6, 2005

Colin Newman

A punk/experimental rock artist from the late seventies and eighties who produced the song "Alone," found on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."

Was formerly a member of the band "Wire."

Man 1: Colin Newman makes some frigging weird shit.
Man 2: I know, I went to a concert and shit in a soda can so I could slop the filthy mix on my face and make out with my transvestite girlfriends.

by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009

Colin

Colin is that boy you grew up with that smelled like string cheese and had a Dutch Boy haircut and undescended testicles

Chad: "Oh shit, that Colin has da bangs"
Preston: "I'm sure he's got an empty hammock too".

by Apollo83 August 14, 2019

Smiller's Colon

A call back to a previous topic or thread on a message board or mailing list etc. Used as a non-sequiter to annoy someone who tells exlpicit tales of their colonoscopy, or just to be zany.

Message Header: Looking at new tires

(Reply Header)Re: Looking at new tires in Smiller's Colon

by J_LA December 25, 2003

Colin

Usually a sexy boy who is good with the girls and has an abnormally large dick. Every girl loves him and thinks he is funny. Mostly they have brown hair and brown eyes. Fun to be around and is amazing in bed with girls. Barely any Colins are gay. Mostly tall thin and athletic.

(Girl1) Colin is so hot and athletic!
(Girl2) I know I want him to ask me out.

by sexyboy1217 July 22, 2009