colabus

A down right awesome alias of an awesome guy.

Brentnal: Hey mate, have you seen colabus?
WardoG: Nope.
colabus: I'm here. What's happening?

by colabus May 27, 2010

coalman

A large figured man who's appearance resembles a large tomato, he is easily offended and believes everyone is talking about him, he is not smooth with the ladies and often misses out on easy opportunities. Will brag to his friends about false events and hates to admit hes wrong. (sometimes prounounced as Coal Man).

"their were five naked girls in his pool and he didnt get any action"
"wow what a coalman move"

by fifteytwo July 17, 2017

Nose cola

1. What happens when you laugh while you drink a fizzy drink. Instead of being swallowed, the soda goes up the nasal passage at least, and sometimes it spews out through the nostrils.

2. A warning signal to others of impending danger to spew soda out their nose if they are sipping while watching, listening to, or reading a funny episode. Often used in fan groups like on Yahoo!

1. The joke was so funny it caused her to have nose cola.

2. The following is a funny story I wrote. Warning: nose cola!

by Geodesic June 11, 2012

rc cola

a cola that tastes better than pepsi or coke... change my mind, assholes

rc cola has cost only 99 cents for a two liter for like the past decade, and tastes really good... the only bad thing about it is it goes flat kind of quick

by Punchy_207 May 22, 2022

Clear as Cola

An idiom similar to "Clear as mud".

My manager's explanation of the normalization of database tables was about as clear as Cola.

by backotruck August 16, 2012

Colaric

A state of being that typically occurs immediately after waking up. One who experiences a colaric mood usually is very grumpy, irritable, cranky, grouchy, ill tempered, crabby, sulky, whiny, and very very testy. Expect this person to both physically and verbally attack anyone or anything that is on their warpath. A mega-colaric person displays these emotions all the time, not just when waking up.

Hey, settle down, stop being such a colaric!

by Hammer November 9, 2006

Jolt Cola

Back when I was living in Michigan where I could get this beverage at the local Quality Dairy convenience store, it was my buzz. This was before I started sippin' energy drinks for a buzz. I remember easily getting wired off of Jolt, and just kickin' it old school, listening to the radio and sippin' my Jolt while playing DarkStalkers 3 on my PlayStation. It has twice the caffeine as Pepsi and about 35% more caffeine than Mountain Dew. Jolt is hard to find now, and doesn't even stand up to a can of BooKoo anyway, so now I sip energy drinks while I play Pocket Tanks or DarkStalkers.

I miss the days where I'd constantly sip Jolt.

by Hand Hanzo April 15, 2005