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you coconut

You coconut is used as a insult towards people that have a head that looks like a coconut.
Jack:Look at that gurl! Dayummm!
Tom:Shut the fuck up you coconut! She might hear us!
by Saltass May 22, 2018
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coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.
Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...
by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018
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coconut dusting

The act of forced nasal induction of cocaine via female flatulence expulsion. In Layman's term to have a women fart cocain I to your nose.
Man my girl and I have been doing to much coconut dusting, I got pink eye again.

That party was lit! so many bitches coconut dusting everywhere.
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hollow coconut

You have hollow coconuts
by PinkyPen December 23, 2017
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coconut nostrils

Big wide set Nostrils, adj
Usually used as a racial slur
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”.
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”
by popapoppin January 29, 2018
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Coconut Brah

When someone pulls a sneaky over you and it leads to intense frustration.
Aw this motherfunlover just coconut brah’d me.
by Eatsov January 24, 2020
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coconuts and twizzlers

This phrase is said to have originated in KS, and is used as a synonym for female and male genitalia respectively. The story goes that a young child became frightened when discovering her genitals. She screamed at her mother that there was a "coconut" in there, and she wanted it out, now! Her mother laughed and explained that she, too, had a "coconut" as did the child's grandma, and, in fact, all the other girls in the whole world. The child then said that her father did not have a coconut, he had a twizzler. The common phrasing of coconuts and twizzlers can now be found everywhere.
"Eesh, this room is full of coconuts and twizzlers!"

"Umm...please put your twizzler away."

"I'd do anything to get my hands on her coconut."
by Thorne Thornton August 31, 2011
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