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Mr. C. M. Cockblock

defining a cockblocker with a pseudonym when not able to directly state said cockblocker's name.

Very useful when the cockblocker is in close vicinity of you and/or partner. Also very useful as a label to said cockblocker
Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't want to say right now ok?
Girl's Dad: Are you sure son? You do seem a little tense and uptight

Sinister look in Dad's eyes
Boy: Well, i would be more relaxed, but once again Mr. C. M. Cockblock strikes again (winks at girlfriend without Dad noticing)
Girl's Dad: Laugh out loud (he's too douchey to write lol)
by djhiphopisdead June 24, 2010
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cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.
That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!
by Dan September 23, 2003
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cockblock

A pramface. Or generally a rough slag.
Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen - cockblocks, both of 'em.
by Mika October 20, 2003
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cockblock

cockblock n. to be so ugly can not cause an erection.
man 1 - fuck dat bitch is ugly.
man 2 - i know a complete cockblock.
by dd`dawg April 22, 2006
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cockblocker

Cockblocker Duztin has a keen ability to drive the women away
by chuck d March 28, 2003
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cockblocker

A person who blocks someone from getting laid
hey did u hear how errin blocked mike from getting laid last night geez what a cockblocker
by PENIS_SLAYER_2016 September 21, 2016
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cackalacks

janessa is such a cackalacks
by peakyboy12345 June 19, 2021
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