cockadoodledickinmyass

When you hit the "YEET" but you realized that meme has been dead for years and then you fall down the stairs and get a breadstick stuck up your urethral hole.

Decklan: How was your day?

Bobby: Shit, I just cockadoodledickinmyass again.

by Hugh-Mungus Cock November 17, 2016

Cockable

A girl who isn't really beautiful, but, actually you'd like to have sex with her gladly.

What do you think about Anna? Oh, not so pretty, but if i find her on the floor after two long island...i'll f**k her smoothly. She's cockable.
Look over there! Have you seen Anna? Yep, tonight she's cockable with that shorts.

by OrniCento November 24, 2016

cockahone

A male body part such as Penis,dick,cock

He had to go peee , so he pulled out his cockahone

by TC2323 December 7, 2016

cockadukie

This is when a person take a shit and at first. A long log comes out, then 2 small shits plop down to form a cock-looking dukie

Holy shit dude, a just dropped a massive cockadukie

by COCKADUKIE January 8, 2017

Cockadial

Dialing with your cock.

So I was so drunk last night I cockadialed my ex.

by D-rock88 April 23, 2017

cockage cheez

The little cheezy balls of. dried semen stuck amongst your pubic hairs after sex or masturbating

Gf) you have been playing with yourself again , its only obvious with all that cockage cheez i see stuck to your pubic hairs and dried on your balls

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

Cockablockalitis

Cock blocker

That woman has a severe case of cockablockalitis.

by Penis blocker September 28, 2017