Cocked up

A bitch who can't help but have atleast 4 dick different dicks up her a day

Man, Jane cunt help but be a cocked up slut

by TacoBenda November 6, 2014

half cocked

The state of your cock being neither limp nor hard, but in the middle.

I couldn't get it up, so I had to fuck your mom half cocked

by C&B Connection June 21, 2006

cockeater

a woman's pussy

=====)(|) the pussy eats the cock

by nick March 2, 2004

Cockear Fetish

Wen a male injects his cock into a girls ear and later eqaculats into it. A great way to show ur apriseation. May be a turn on for some!

Johny sticking his cock and cumming into Janes ear.

by Scott Woodward Zade June 15, 2003

cockerel

a large amount defined as a single quantity or number; an unmeasured quantity that is estimated to be vast in volume;

I drank a cockerel of booze last night; I'll need a cockerel of wool to knit a jumper that size!; I've a cockerel of junk in my garage

by british&barmy October 2, 2010

cockear

When some guy shoved a cock in jamie Steins ear.

OMFG!!111jamiestein is at it again, that cock is right in there.

by sephiroph towers April 23, 2005

Cocked Myself

when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left

unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge

bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal

Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.

Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha

Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.

by alejandr000 May 4, 2011