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Clinger

1. A clinger is a person (the tash) who will never leave his or her bf/gf. A possible explanation for this behavior could be the result of being poor. Clingers could be quite dangerous as they often intertwine with stalking. In a worse case scenario, clingers have been known to eat the host partner in order to obtain complete physical contact with the resulting partner.

2. A dingle berry that will not fall off.
Aj has been missing ever since he found the clinger.
by Y.P. December 31, 2006
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level 10 clinger

Sally-*leaves house to get gas*

Sam-"I noticed you aren't home where'd you go?"
"Are you okay?"
"Why aren't you replying??? :("
"Did I do something wrong?"
Sally- "I just left to get gas lay off, you're such a level 10 clinger"
by swaggielooooo March 24, 2016
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clingage

Can be a person of the same sex but, is often not. A person who is intoxicated and will come up to you and cling on to you . In the case of opposite sexed person may even rub or grind on your. Usually not in a wanted fashion and at the worst possible time. Not always unwanted.
I love/hate when Leslie gets drunk she ends up being my clingage.

or

Man, Justin is hammered and now he's clingage and ruining my game.
by Scott Sorensen December 9, 2008
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clingage

Can be a person of the same sex but, is often not. A person who is intoxicated and will come up to you and cling on to you . In the case of opposite sex the person may even rub or grind on your. Usually not in a wanted fashion and at the worst possible time. Not always unwanted.
I love/hate when Leslie gets drunk she ends up being my clingage.

or

Man, Justin is hammered and now he's clingage and ruining my game.
by scott sorensen January 5, 2009
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clingfling

A chick who stalks you after a one-night-stand
Man, Rosa's a real clingfling. I said I couldn't be tied down and it was for fun...Some chicks just don't listen.
by AgentColdShadow March 16, 2008
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clungelunge

The act of making a determined effort to get a better look at a potential bit of totty.

This is a much more active version of meerkatting, and involves physically moving the whole body to get a better view.
I just saw Malcolm clungelunge around the corner to see who that fitty was.
by killban October 26, 2010
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Clingy virgin's fallacy

When a person (typically a man) scores with a girl for the first time and then gets hung up over her after getting dumped by that girl. This is normally experienced by guys who kiss or fuck a girl for the first time and become emotionally invested, but end up getting their heart broken when the girl naturally moves on.
Chad: Hey Brad, have you seen Pete around anywhere? Haven't seen him since he got to 2nd base with that thot
Brad: Yeah she dumped his ass and moved on after she had her fun, but Pete's crying because he's hung up over her
Chad: Was she his first ever kiss?
Brad: Yeah man, looks like Pete's experiencing Clingy virgin's fallacy
by fagut May 31, 2017
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