After catching a whiff of your partner's dutty brown ring, you proceed to vomit over their titties. This can be a sexual act or an act of disgust at the putrid stench of their sphincter.
by Anonymous A-Hole January 10, 2006
A Cleveland Brown is a name given to a particular type of woman who like the team has a "great uniform but bad helmet", meaning her body is fantastic but she has a face made for radio.
Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.
Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.
Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.
Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
by Paastastic7 June 25, 2013
It's when you shit on your woman's stomach and smack it with a racket. After affect is the the poo looking like a waffle after being smacked
by BadManGabe September 15, 2019
An absolute douche bag!
You think it's cool to talk about genitalia all day with minors in the room? What a Cleveland Pancake!
by Flyyguyy December 16, 2013
This is related to the Cleveland Steamer. This is performed when your significant other gets too drunk to function. You escort them to bed and place them face down. Then pull their underwear down sufficiently to exposed their ass crack. Shit on their crack and pull the underwear up. Follow up with covering the unconscious inebriate with sheets and blanket. With luck, they'll think they shit themselves.
by DuncanSeven February 28, 2014
A Cleveland Browns home-game jersey, preferably featuring the name of a player from the Cardiac Kids era (early 1980s) or the Bernie Kosar years. Extra points if the jersey is an actual Bernie Kosar jersey.
Acceptable attire at weddings, funerals, graduations, arraignments, bonfires, and supermarkets.
Acceptable attire at weddings, funerals, graduations, arraignments, bonfires, and supermarkets.
by The Original Recipe January 13, 2012
An insignificant team from the insignificant town of Cleveland, Ohio whose only tradition is losing. The fans think they are rivals with the Bengals and the Steelers. But their team is so god-awful that nobody even cares about them. Cincy is concerned with Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh is concerned with Baltimore. What's a rivalry when you know who's going to lose? HINT: Cleveland
Browns Fan: "I love my Cleveland Browns, and I can't wait for the Steeler's game. I hate them!!!"
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Steelers Fan: "Haha, that's cute. When do we play the Ravens?"
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Browns Fan: "I hate the Bungles, lets go Browns."
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BengalsFan: "Fuck Shittsburgh!! Wait did you say something?"
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Steelers Fan: "Haha, that's cute. When do we play the Ravens?"
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Browns Fan: "I hate the Bungles, lets go Browns."
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BengalsFan: "Fuck Shittsburgh!! Wait did you say something?"
by browns who? September 28, 2013