Clayton

Clayton is a tall beanstalk. And always copies your sweater. He has a microphone as a haircut. And you always feel like a squirrel or something is gonna pop its head out. He can be pasty white or red like a tomato. He's also a sprinkle racist. He also looks like Ms.Raffo with his curly ass hair.

Clayton? Doesn't he have a job as a microphone on weekends?

by 1/3ofkilly March 8, 2018

Clayton

A short tan blond boy who loves dick. Always complaining about someone but won't do anything about it. Tries too hard to be tough in front of his friends. Spends his time talking to ex girlfriends because he can't get over them.

Clayton: "Hey bro you wanna go vape in the school bathroom?"
Normal person: "No thank you, I'm not a faggot. "

by Fuckkkkkkkkkkk June 21, 2016

Claymore Cliff

A Lance Corpral in the United States Marine Corp. He has lived such a bad ass life that no story can ever compair to his.
He has been charged by still living deer shot through the heart, carried down a mountian on its antlers only to slice its throght meer feet from his truck. Had a RBI of .600 and a average of 60 homeruns with a pitching speed of 85mph durring his high school career. His great genetics come from his father who once challenged a cop to a duel. The cop unloaded a full clip at his father with no hit. Then Claymore Cliff's father shot off the cops hat. His father also cut a den of babie spider out from under his skin that had hatched there. WARNING: DO NOT FUCK WITH CLIFF OR HIS FAMILY

"Claymore Cliff once caught a RPG with his bare hands."

"Cliff Dog benches two humvees, the gym just isen't big enough for him.

by Retard(1-4) October 18, 2008

Clayton

The kid who likes to eat olives and sits on his mom's for comfort.

He loved me like he did to his Clayton

by YaBoiIsReddy January 28, 2017

Clayton

Clayton is a friend that you can never count on he is a liar and breaks promises the only thing good about a Clayton is his hair eyes never trust a Clayton.

Is that Clayton, ugh just ignore him

by I got trust issues July 23, 2017

Clayton

Biggest ass on earth. Thinks he is better than everyone. No one likes him. Fucks with people’s emotions then plays the victim. Only like the people who does what he wants them too, and even then he’ll still dislike you. Never learns from his mistakes and expects others to change for him and cater to him. Also has a small dick

“That Clayton is a real asshole.”

by TheBigDickMFBitch January 12, 2018

Clayton

The autistic kid who puts gum wrappers in outlets during math class.

Dude, your name has to be Clayton! You're so stupid!

by YGRT March 13, 2019