complete the circuit

To drink while peeing.

(flush)
Phil: "Dude, you were in there forever! Did you just drop a deuce?"
Mike: "No, but I appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. I decided to take my 40 of Bud in there with me and complete the circuit. That shit is just like water - goes right through you. I must have been pissing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!"
Phil: "Like water? Buttwiper pretty much IS water! Why are you drinking that horse piss instead of this awesome 90 Minute I've got?"
Mike: "Bad economy, man."

by Nicholas D May 8, 2009

crab circle

a circle of people making crab gestures in a pool while chanting 'crab circle'

We like to fuck around and do crab circles in our free time

by itsalexbitch December 15, 2011

circus tent

when a guy gets a boner and his boxers stand out like a circus tent does becasue of the pole holding it up thru the center

i can see that guy's circus tent

by manda March 18, 2004

arctic circle candy

Grows only in the Arctic Circle and is cultivated by verbose and highly skilled penguins.

We must protect my arctic circle candy from those filthy Italians!

by Steve Airport February 12, 2004

Keep it Circumcised

An exclusive gathering of male Jews

Josh: We are going up to Queens to see the Mets - Sox game. You coming?
Ari: Can I bring my roommate?
Josh: Sorry man, we're gonna keep it circumcised.

by hipsterjew March 9, 2010

circle jerking

When two or more guys all jerk off together

Some straight guys are into circle jerking with other guys

by Josh September 5, 2003

international circle-jerk

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.

"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."

by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009