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Jazzy Cigarette

A rolled cigarette with a small amount of marijuana sprinkled in it.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you rolling a spliff?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm rolling a jazzy cigarette
by Samagbj August 7, 2014
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T-Dookie Cigarette

A cigarette that is laced at the tip of the cigarette with cocaine. And when lit and inhaled hold as long as you can before exhaling.
I would love to smoke a T-Dookie cigarette.
by LaTroy Clark December 31, 2019
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A Chicago Cigarette

Back when shatter (cannabis concentrate) was making its first appearance in the Chicagoland area, I found a very discreet and nice way to get high. I would put a little piece of shatter on the tip of my cigarette, and a Chicago cigarette was born. It can also be heated up and spread on the outside of the cigarette.
Before bed I would love to get a little high, ima have a Chicago cigarette before I lay down and go to sleep.
by MJC847 April 27, 2021
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Caviar and Cigarettes

A midget, a product of her mother's affair with the mailman and/or milkman. Huge simp for Led Zeppelin and Syd Barrett, her chest and ass make a sheet of paper jealous with their perfect flatness, and has fucked up feet. Friends with an all knowing rush god and a Radiohead simp
Caviar and cigarettes is cool but god damn she is short.
by Saudi prince Walter May 5, 2021
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Pole vault cigarette

Pole vault cigarette - a king size heater that is so long it resembles a pole used by a pole vaulter .
She was so stressed she was hitting that pole vault cigarette the minute she got out of work.
by Rookie Sensation July 26, 2022
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cigarette

Something that weak minded people start doing in order to fit in or feel cool, because they arent interesting enough to do so on their own, then continue despite them tasting like crap and making them sick The smoker continues until they get addicted enough that the taste becomes good to them.

Knowing full well that the habit will kill them, most likely sometime between age 35 and 55, the young smoker makes many attempts to quit, failing over and over, because like said, they are weak minded.

The cigarettes become a crutch for people not mentally tough enough to handle their own problems, and said smokers trick themselves into thinking that smoking makes them feel less stressed.

Despite the fact that the average smoker attempts to quit at least 10 times in their lifetime, they will act like they enjoy doing it and dont want to stop. This is because they want to trick themselves and others into thinking that they smoke because they enjoy it, rather than because they are too weak of a person to stop.

Smokers are completely oblivious to the fact that the brands that they are loyal to are proudly profiting off of killing them.

Many young women start smoking because they think it will make them thinner, and are too lazy to jog or eat correctly. These women are typically not smart enough to understand that the 80% of people who don't smoke will find the nasty teeth, pre-mature aging, terrible smell, terrible taste when kissing, constant coughing and sicknesses to be far more unattractive than the 10 pounds that they lost.

Dont be mean to smokers, feel bad for them, like you would for a whale that accidentally beaches itself trying to find fish.
1. I'm having a really bad day, but I'm too much of a pussy to handle it like a man, so I'll go smoke a cigarette until the problem goes away.

2. I've tried to be interesting and entertaining, but I'm just not cool enough. I guess the only way to appear interesting is to get used to the taste of poison.

3. liek omg im so ugly bcuz i have a few pounds of fat on my stomac i shud smoek cigz so ill lose it then ill look good omg

4. Hey, I thought smoking cigarettes would make me look pretty, why do I look 40 already?? And why does my voice sound like a 80 year old on life support?

5. Whoops, I just spent the past 20 years trying to convince myself that i didn't want to quit smoking, now I'm 38 and have been told that I have 1 year to live. Would have been nice to see my children graduate, but this early death was totally worth being a slave and feeling like crap for 20 years!
by IamNotaDumbass August 4, 2009
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Cigarette

Death on a stick, both for the uber-moron puffing on thing and for anyone unfortunite enough to wander into the immediate vicinity.
SECOND HAND SMOKE IS DEADLY TOO! Go smoke those damn things elsewhere!
by Canadamus Prime June 22, 2004
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