Is the LORD. And He is the only begotten Son of GOD. He died on the cross to forgive us of our sins. And He rose from the dead three days later. And He now sits at the right hand of GOD the Father. And He loves you very very much because you were with Him from the beginning.
Jesus Christ is the LORD...
by chandler_andrew January 13, 2022
Passion of the Christ
(alternate usage, not the Movie)
Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense, tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying, perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.
(alternate usage, not the Movie)
Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense, tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying, perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.
Milton was in the hospital for dehydration after his explosive passion of the christ diahrreah.
"Dude, I just squatted 435 pounds! It was passion of the christ!"
"Dave, you were Passion of the Christ after you ate those shrooms and drank heavily last night!"
"Dude, I just squatted 435 pounds! It was passion of the christ!"
"Dave, you were Passion of the Christ after you ate those shrooms and drank heavily last night!"
by johnBOX February 08, 2006
by JibbaJabbaFool November 20, 2008
When you go on a mission trip with your church (preferably to Brazil) and get caught by your pastor for drinking. Conesequently, you have to confess in front of your entire church that you did so and then get mirked by your parents when you get back home.
Me: Damn dude, why did we drink on a church mission trip? That was an incredibly stupid decision.
Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already had four people call me a Convict of Christ ever since we got back to America. FML.
Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already had four people call me a Convict of Christ ever since we got back to America. FML.
by 180RobH July 07, 2010
Jesus Christ, also know as (J-Dizzle) was a Jewish teacher, and occasionall rapper who got merked (and may or may not have come back a few days later) then ascended to heaven or some shit
by Just a Pastafarian January 19, 2018
When Jesus Christ, the King of kings, allows Satan, the “father of lies,” to call on Ms. Corona, the “queen of the viruses,” to roam the earth (and possibly hell, too) to infect millions of people, and to prematurely end the lives of hundreds of thousands of people, young and old, rich and poor, or smart and dumb.
Although God has the power to stop the pandemic any time, however, it looks like He decided not to get involved in any conversation between Christ and Corona, or between Corona and Lucifer, for whatever spiritual reasons unknown to the earthlings.
by MathPlus December 04, 2020
Slang term for any kind of red wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is colored red(such as Bloody Mary). Because this is what red wine is called when it's served during Communion service during Roman Catholic Mass.
Damnit, I've drank several quantities of the blood of Christ last night at that awesome drinking party, and now I'm paying for that shit and doing my penance, praying at the porcelain altar!
Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.
Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 16, 2004