He was too drunk to get hard, but it was my fault because she wasn't pretty enough. She wanted a sexond chance to prove herself.
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He is a part of Team 10 on YouTube. He is half of Chanthony (Chance & Anthony). He is incredibly good looking!
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They are smart but don’t include ayla, she doesn’t care.
nat-let’s make a group called “chancemelio”.
ali-no let’s make one called “suemelio”.
ayla- so we are going to sue ppl uhh that’s weird.
hannah-🤨
erva-let’s do chancemelio tbh
minyang-ayla is weird.
pat-heyyy what’s going on?
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They are smart but don’t include ayla, she doesn’t care.
nat-let’s make a group called “chancemelio”.
ali-no let’s make one called “suemelio”.
ayla- so we are going to sue ppl uhh that’s weird.
hannah-🤨
erva-let’s do chancemelio tbh
minyang-ayla is weird.
pat-heyyy what’s going on?
———-
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An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.
Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.
Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
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