bed cheddar

The sticky aftermath of late night sexin'.

I don't want to sleep in the bed cheddar.

by SmellHell March 18, 2015

Father, I crave cheddar

The person who says this possibly said it as a meme, or to indicate they actually want cheddar.

friend: "Father, I crave cheddar."
you: "Ok"

by a student 2 September 30, 2022

Extra Mature Cheddar

Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.

“How do all of his relatives own 6 Lamborghinis and 2 islands?”
“He's extra mature cheddar.”

by C L G July 04, 2021

blowing cheddar

Make money illegally

If don't want the time, don't commit the crime of blowing cheddar.

by Sexydimma June 05, 2021

blowing cheddar

illegally making money

if you are going to start blowing cheddar be prepared to sing like a bird

by Sexydimma January 24, 2015

cheddar penguin

When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.

Wow I can’t believe I just cheddar penguined her.

by 696969699696 February 24, 2018

Cheddar mouse

Someone who is like Jillian Flood

JILLIAN IS A CHEDDAR MOUSE

by jwdriscoll October 28, 2021