Chester myself

To commit suicide by hanging oneself in one's room, while blasting "Numb" by Linkin Park through a shitty iPhone speaker.

vb. "That concert sucked. I'm gonna go home and Chester myself."

Jane: What happened to Bill, I haven't seen him in days?

Joe: Oh, I heard he Chestered himself after Cecelia broke up with him. What a sad way to go.

by Abraham Linkin Park July 21, 2017

Chester High

Chester High School is one of the most top ass schools in the USA. It’s located on the 200th block of west 9th street. The school is known for their lack of fucks giving and also the huge ass rodents that run around the creepy ass building all day. Mostly everyone in the high is burnt the fuck out.

Chester High is blowing my shit. I hate this fucking building

by Jakeeee223 July 28, 2018

Chester it up

Covering your penis in Cheeto dust and letting your partner suck.

Yo Henry, mind if I Chester it up with your sister?

by Sir_Trashboat May 14, 2019

Cheather

A duo that combines quick wit, vast knowledge, and a fun loving approach to manage issues in the transportation field. Found in rural Canada, it is best not to disturb before morning coffee or during NHL playoff games.

If you have a Transportation issue in Canada, you better get a hold of Cheather

by Ch of Cheather February 2, 2022

Cheaper to Keep Her

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.

My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023

angry chester

When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.

I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.

by Sir Captain Happy Pants March 28, 2016

Kroger cheader cheese cubes

Kroger cheader cheese cubes are a snack many love to enjoy specifically Duke depp a popular tik tok creator who cosplays as Willy wonka he enjoys eating this food

Kroger cheader cheese cubes are amazing

by Dukesneeze March 22, 2021