dick cheney

The man who Chuck Norris bows to.

The man who Dick Cheney shot apologized to the so-called vice president on live television.

(I dare you to look it up, it happened)

by lastoftheidiots May 4, 2006

cheney

some one who is afraid to say the word dick.

for all the cheneys out there, repeat after me:
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK.

loser:hah, I PW3D that N00B!
average person: chillax, dude
loser: don't be such a cheney
average person: wowww.... dick
loser: what?
average person: nothing

by aliiii333 February 12, 2009

cheney

The malodorous remnants of a previous pile of crap that lingers on the bowl or other surface of the toilet.

"Honey, please get me the toilet brush so I can remove the cheney before company comes!"

by Capecodrob August 14, 2009

Chesney

Guernsey Twatois meaning boring or sleep inducing person. Usually proceeded by the phrase "this will interest you..."
Also means to poo oneself whilst making the sex.
"Chesney" can also be used to describe someone that invents things that have already been invented for example the piano or the E chord on a guitar.
Chesney also referring to 90's popster Chesney Hawkes

"doing a Chesney" - to shit oneself for love
"Ah Chesney" - meaning something is not very interesting.

by Bree303 October 1, 2006

Chesney

1. A slang name given to any form of crust or unwanted trimmings which are of a vile form.

2. Excess matter found in nocks and crannies.

Knob Cheese, Burnt Crust, Bogies, Ear Wax, Table Scrappings, Nail Dirt, Bum Crust, Belly Button Fluff, Smegma etc...

by Matt Bateman May 13, 2003

kenny chesney

kenny chesney is a great country sinfger dated a sexy brunette named stephanie but broke up with her tragicly, is engaged to whitney delora wynn but is cheating with his ex...hint hint.

kenny is a great guy.

by stephaniekim February 14, 2005

Dick Cheney

The Vice President of the USA. He is also a sex machine, a la Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now". He can have sex with many people for a very long time. It wears out his heart, though. He is also Sara's personal fluffums.

I haven't had sex in so long... We'll have to call in DICK CHENEY!

by Lennon's Protege August 31, 2005