CANCELLED

Done, dead, or dusted. To withdraw an offer. Invalidated. Terminated.

"The Smart Patrol CANCELLED my definition submittal before it was even reviewed by UD editors. Of course I'm misillusioned and rejectified."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

chandelearrings

Ridiculously overlarge earrings which resemble chandeliers.

Those chandelearrings must weigh a ton! And how does she keep her hair from getting tangled in them?

by Tubaking January 3, 2008

Channel two

Synonym for a deuce, or a very large shit.

It became a synonym after KWGN Channel 2 in Denver renamed themselves 'the Deuce' in a very stupid move to try to attract a younger audience.

1. "Where did Kevin go?"
-"He's dropping a channel two in the restroom."

by Connaître April 14, 2009

chandeliering

The term describes when a minor comment or conflict triggers a pain so great that we “jump as high as the chandelier” with our emotional response. Some examples are road rage or even losing it at a sporting event.

He is totally chandeliering about your calling his team a loser.

by Neniwhite April 29, 2016

Chandelier

When thou art pooping and the hunks of feces are stuck against a hair hanging drom the buttocks.

"I had a mad chandelier last night bro, it felt so weird yanking that thing out.."

by reaganstump March 2, 2017

Chandelier

To cum across the eyebrows, leaving it to hang over the eyes.

"She said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a chandelier"

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

Swahili Chandelier

A sexual technique where a male thrusts his penis through the gauged/stretched earlobes (or any other stretched piercing) of another person.

"My earlobes were stretched to 00 before Randy tried to Swahili Chandelier me. Now I'm at 1" and sport a blowout."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012