Can't see shit captain

I absolutely cannot see.

*lightswitch is off*
..."Can't see shit captain."

"You see that over there?"
"Can't see shit captain."

by lowrah February 17, 2009

Captainsparklez

The best youtuber alive! Captainsparklez is the only sense of joy many people get in this world. Enjoy him before Tom killed him because Jordan is better at everything.

Captainsparklez is better than you.

by DontTalkToMePeasants November 15, 2016

captain planet

I can't believe I liked watching that shit as a kid.

by true July 15, 2003

Captain Underpants

Just the coolest, most badass, thug, gangster, lord god commander who shed his clothing to battle his foes with fury of a thousand suns.

Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.

by TheKewlestKatAround July 30, 2015

Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.

Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!

by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008

Captain Crunk

An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.

I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.

by puckhead661 May 16, 2006

Captavise

An unbearable forum troll who won't go away. Even after being banned several times and having several different isp numbers blocked he keeps coming back for more. A real pain the butt.

Man, that guys a real Captavise. Why won't he just buy a Fit and join a Honda forum?

by Anthony Linton aka *MAD DOG* February 18, 2009