Captavise

An unbearable forum troll who won't go away. Even after being banned several times and having several different isp numbers blocked he keeps coming back for more. A real pain the butt.

Man, that guys a real Captavise. Why won't he just buy a Fit and join a Honda forum?

by Anthony Linton aka *MAD DOG* February 18, 2009

captained

to add Captain Morgan to something

Rob: "I just captained my coffee"
Joe: "Nice!, I wish I had captained my coffee"

by rumforestrum May 22, 2011

captaser

The Incorrect T-9 Spelling Of The Word Bastard.

"Man Jason Is Such A Captaser"
Translation:
"Man Jason Is Such A Bastard"

by Aholl January 10, 2009

Captalist

A person who takes the time to learn about money, instead of just bitching that there working hard and not getting ahead and saying that capitalists are evil.

Robert Kiyosaki is a true capatilist

by Me October 24, 2004

Captained

When someone gets unexpectedly kicked in the balls hard enough to make them cry. While the person who kicked the other person balls yells Captain! too further humiliate the other person.

Dude Tom owes me money when i find him he is getting Captained.

CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED

by fenton-gorrilla410 April 15, 2010

captalism

those who base their life on: In Blood We Thrust

by damnyou October 10, 2003

captalism

those who go to the church for the look of it and the acceptance that it bring but give only a penny when its time to collaborate.

also named: Cheap Bastards

by Eyed October 10, 2003