twat cane

The standard male penis or one that has a deviating angle towards the head.

She always has extraordinary orgasms due to her husband’s genetically perfect twat cane.

by Koeito August 2, 2023

if Trump can be banned, the devil can be canned

Anything you can do, I can do better

If trump can be banned, the devil can be canned is a useful euphemism

by Sexydimma November 24, 2021

Capne

Acne on someones head (or slang 'cap'). Pimples on one's cap.

What are you complaining about capne for, bro? I've got sacne and shaftne to worry about.

by davemcnasty November 21, 2010

canned

Over done and over used to the point of being old, predictable, tiresome, cliche.

Sci-fi is so canned, I can tell exactly what's going to happen before it happens.

by Polka-dotted-cow April 27, 2008

canned labor

A mexican or black person performing a menial job, or mixed group of same. Comes from the ending of the words "mexiCAN" and "afriCAN."

"Hey man, my lawn is getting really long. Why don't you bop on down to West Haven and get me some canned labor?"

by Pinto September 26, 2004

Canesia

The loss of memory caused by the consumption of too musch cane spirits

My husband suffers from canesia the morning after drinking too much cane spirits ie Promise more than he can deliver

by Doves July 2, 2011

canerdling

When two nerds are canoodling. Often involving some romantic whispers of Star Wars or LOTR. Sometimes computer code or other IT lingo would be used by the nerds to quietly express their affection.

I just overheard Herman call Georgina his "Elven Princess" while they they were canerdling in the corner!

by DragassternaterPrime January 10, 2012