cafeteria catholic

A catholic who chooses to follow the correct doctrines of the catholic church, and choosing not to follow the pretty much ridiculous ones.

Silvio feels that gay people should have the right to marry, so he is a cafeteria catholic.

by Vito Antonio December 6, 2006

Guerin Catholic High School

A school located in Noblesville, Indiana, where rich, stuck-up, snobs who have no "concept of money" go to school. They go to school here because they don't like to work hard and they wouldn't make a varsity sports team anywhere else.

kid: hey where do you go to school?

kid 2: Guerin Catholic High School...

kid: hahahaha what a fucking joke.

by iwishiwenttoguerincatholic October 4, 2009

Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome

Catholic school teachers who abuse their power over Catholic school uniform/ free dress codes and behavior policies which were probably created in the Middle Ages. The teachers are usually middle-aged and hypocrites because they break the rules themselves. They hate uniqueness and want you to be like clones of each other. They hate emos, thrashers, punks, scene, ravers, or anybody awesome. They love posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches. They are prepared for people who come with painted nails, makeup, or "inappropriate" clothes. Their goal is to brainwash awesome people to turn into posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches.

(At a Catholic School, on the playground)
Teacher:(has dyed hair) Dying your hair is a sin! Detention!!!!
Girl:(WTF?)
Teacher: And no makeup!!!
Girl:But...
Teacher:No talking back to me! Detention!!!(Boy passes by, has pierced ears)BOYS CANNOT WEAR EARRINGS!!!!!!! DETENTION!!
Girl:What's her deal?
Boy: She has Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome.

by MariskaBarrios December 26, 2010

Arlington Catholic High School

-A very small, mostly caucasian, Catholic school in Arlington MA. Sports oriented, they take pride and excel in hockey and football. Although owned by Italians, the school is predominantly Irish and has a very strong school spirit as a result. The way of life revolves around the school mascot...the COUGAR!

-Although not the best, or most fun school compared to others academically, socially, or sports-wise, they have become the foremost name in the Greater Boston private high-school league.

1.)

AC kid - "Malden Catholic SUCKS....Austin Prep SUCKS...and St. Johns Prep SUCKS!!!"

Other kid - "You must be from AC huh?"

2.)

Frosh - "I'm a freshmen at AC"

MC/SJP/AP kid - "You mean GAY-C? LOL!"

Frosh - "..?.."

3.)

"Cougars!" - Arlington Catholic High School

by DeMott December 24, 2008

Catholic church

What liberals blame for world hunger and all other problems.
They call it racist even though every latino is catholic

Liberal: Dam it the catholic church made my car break down

by Vh levanta December 22, 2009

Catholic School

A school with uniforms, and no nuns or priests wandering around the hallways. They have religion class, which is a waste of time becasue half the people that attend catholic high schools don't give a shit about God. Catholic schools are much like normal schools, but, they have better weed and more drunk people at the school dances. People that attend catholic school aren't always catholic.. it doesn't matter, people that work at the school hardly ever believe in God. Religion teachers don't care if you believe in Jesus or not... they just want their paychecks. Catholic Schools are full or stoners, losers, emos, preps, jocks and bitches. So what's the difference between Catholic Schools and Public schools? Catholic schools have SAINT in front of there name, and have God on there side. Public school have satan... according to God.

biblebitch= "I go to a catholic school, excuse me as I whore my way around the entire football team and snort coke!"

publicebitch" i go to a public school, excuse me as i sleep with the entire football team and smoke weed."

by stargirll3 October 12, 2009

DePaul Catholic

A old trashy coeED school in Wayne New Jersey that has the most school hours out of all the catholic schools where kids are the furthest things from holy . dicks written on boards and Juul pods lost in locker rooms . A gay school of all mixed races that have to pay for a parking spot because the school acts like they don’t pay for it already . Foods overrated . Coaches Only care about the football team and are to cheap to spend there money on new shit they actually need. Teachers give midterms and half the Info you never learned somehow gets put on there . Welcome to dp daycare where Good GPAS don’t exist . Now this is why DePaul can’t be spelled without a L

DePaul Catholic is wack

by Freakylifestyle December 12, 2018