Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.
Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later
Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch
Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch
by DopeAssNigga635 August 29, 2020
Get the carson lingmug. by WuwBuz January 5, 2021
Get the Carson's Lawmug. by Goblue201421 October 28, 2020
Get the carson coxmug. A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.
I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.
by Longduff August 26, 2014
Get the sloppy carsonmug. An asshole of a guy who will do anything and everything for a girlfriend. He ruins friendships and breaks girls hearts after. He doesn't care about anything but himself and he is a huge pussy.
by 1119 May 11, 2019
Get the jake carsonmug. Carson kowaski is the hottest man in the world he is so nice and excepting of everyone. And all the girls without sti's just fall into his lap if you ever meet him just have sex.
by Caleb better December 13, 2018
Get the carson kowaskimug. Slang for “A dumb bitch”
by 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 February 11, 2019
Get the Carson Campbellmug.