do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

by Chody May 27, 2003

carpet eater

someone who eats vagina.

What a carpet eater

Etymology: from the latin term "Carpe Diem"

by DutchRutterlover April 2, 2009

The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

carpet commando

one who is down on all 4's scanning the carpet for methamphetamine. (or drugs of the sort)

you walk into a room and see somone picking through the carpet, they are going carpet commando.

by Ezekiel Melinko March 9, 2007

scallywag/carpet-bagger

During reconstruction after the civil war in the southern U.S. there were notherners who came down who were called scallywags and carpet baggers. The word scallywag meant troublemaker and carpet-bagger was an allusion to the bags carried by the norther buisness men who came just to profit. The use of both of these terms was in effect of any person seen as one of these type of people, regardless of race.

I learned about people who former confederate supporters reffered to as scallywags and carpet-baggers in My U.S. history class in 11th grade when the unit vocabulary was being discussed.

by Light Joker June 14, 2004

carpet toad

A highly illusive yet abundant species of toad. Greasy foods and beer seem to attract the carpet toad. Although many people have claimed to have been close enough to even feel the carpet toad run right next to them, experts have yet to capture one for scientific study or photography. There have been numerous reports that when startled, they will emit an unpleasant odor and rippling sound very similar to the barking spider. Some experts have theorized that due to the different odors and sound variations that there may be different breeds of carpet toads. Most experts agree that it is closely related to the Brown Spitting Toad.

Bill: Dude, did you fart?
Bob: No, must have been those carpet toads again.

by Brockm January 8, 2008

carpetto

any person who enjoys resting on the floor more than furniture.

Foogie was a genuine carpetto. He always refused to come up on the couch with the rest of us.

by provider44 January 17, 2010