cafue

To sue or press charges against a company for spilling burning hot coffee on your lap, in your on car, on your own time, because you were angry with yourself, and needed to take it out on the company you bought it from, for more money, to spill more coffee.

"Hey, i heard that guy down the road's Cafue-ing McDonalds because he hit a toyota and spilled his coffee all over his lap."

by Joe Farrell July 18, 2007

caffiending

To need some sort of a caffiene fix

Dude, this hangover has got me caffiending

by Penny89 September 5, 2009

Cafeteria Man

An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.

"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"

by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009

caffinated

To have too much caffeine in your system to a point where you can no longer have proper train of thought.

Jim : "I guesstimated that!"
Karl : "what's guesstimation dude?"
Jim : "It's like guessing and estimating.......I don't know im really caffinated right now!"
Karl : "Take 5 Jim!"

by Kait no eights July 7, 2011

Cafetreato

A cup of coffee used as a bribe to make someone (esp. a loved one) get out of bed in the morning

A cafetreato is the only way I get to spend time with Dylan in the morning before work.

by Beaky92 May 11, 2016

caffangry

Anger associated with the lack of caffeine.

I was caffangry this morning with my son before I realized that I hadn't had my coffee yet.

by MJohns July 15, 2018

Cafeteria Corpse

When someone in Among Us gets killed in the Cafeteria on either The Skeld or Mira HQ. This could also relate to anyone killed in the dropship on Polus

Souta: Why must I be killed in the cafeteria for the FIFTH TIME!!!!
John: Guess you are the local Cafeteria Corpse, Souta.

by SoutaCat October 23, 2020