Cockuse

v. The act of using your cock properly to ensure a woman's orgasm.

v. Creating an orgasmatistic experience with your cock.

n. A cock worth being proud of

My God that guy had some great cockuse.

by Ron Becker July 7, 2008

Cackscuits

A cross between a cake and a biscuit.
Often cakes that have been mistakenly made with plain flour instead if self raising flour.

Why are those cakes flat?
They're not cakes! They're cackscuits!

Whatever they are, they're nice. Good job.
Thankyou :)

by Hiroiscool January 30, 2010

cackula

cackula is a person who sucks cack

That chics a total cackula...look at her go!

by señoralav February 5, 2010

cactus nerd

Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.

Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.

by Johnny Cactus May 13, 2015

Cactus Head

Someone who is annoying you or is being an idiot.

Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.

"Piss off, cactus head"

by HawkRing May 15, 2016

Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

Cactus Snatch

A dry scratchy vagina.

I need more lube my girl has cactus snatch.

by Sharp2112 July 15, 2017