by LilT666 February 11, 2022
A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.
by bigrichardcockisgay February 08, 2019
Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.
As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.
by von groovy August 09, 2024
by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018
When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus
by Wannabe BC February 26, 2016
10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!
by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010
The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.
Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
by 6millionjews November 30, 2020